-Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
-No
-Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?

To a Girl wearing denim or at a line dancing convention.
-Hey there little lady. Do you wanna go to the little house on the prarie. To see how the deer and the antelope play?

In a Northern accent.
-Ay up luv. Get yer coat you've pulled.

-Hey there little lady. Here's 10p. Go call your mum and tell her you'll be late home.

To a Girl on the beach.
-Hey ther little lady. I'm a tidal wave on your beach front property.

To a girl at an ice rink.
-Hey ther little lady. Do you want to join the (insert your name here)-capades?

-Was your dad a thief?
-why?
-Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

-Did it hurt?
-When?
-When you fell from heaven.

-I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.

-Hey Baby. In the human race you're a winner.

-Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock.

-Was your dad a baker?
-Why?
-Because you've got a great pair of buns.

-Are you a parking ticket?
-Why?
-Because you've got fine written all over you.

-Was your dad a potter
-Why?
-Because he broke the mould with you baby.

-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

-When they made the alphabet they should have put U + I together.

-Is your last name jacob?
-Why?
-Cos your a real cracker.

-I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.